My friend Garry Conn! This is a parody to his interviews... I hope he will not be upset! So, let's read the interview!...
Ladies and gentlemans, i have the honor to have here, next by me a very shy guest, a terrific... Money shaker! Adsense guru! Myths breaker! Google's heel and goodfather for many! Secret ideal of all japanese school girls! Ladies and gentlemans, this Molotov cocktail! This old piece of art! Mr. Caaarry Gooonn!!
Carry Gunn: Gunn! It'...
Vanea Al. Bell: Yes, it's a great honor having you here mister Gunn! Now please present your self to my visitors.
Carry Gunn: My name is Carry Gunn and my age is almost equal with 32 unforgettable summers, i'm from Sadville, Teenssaywee and i like to play chess from time to time with my wife to keep me trained! Yes... I work all day long with computer because i am a internet and search engine marketer! Oh, yes! And online publisher!! Oh, my! Very true affirmation!
V. Al. Bell: Wow!
C. Gunn: And that is just not all! I'm expert in making great fees online with Adsense adds! For example... You should start by making your own Adsense account that would look just like mine, after that, take some adds from there and put them somewhere else, preferable in your blog and people that would come inside, seeing those, soon they would start clicking! Is a very simple way to make money this days, i tell you for sure!
V. Al. Bell: Serious?! And who would click on those adds mister Gunn?... I'm curious... People, visitors of your blog who's interested in what is about that particular add?
C. Gunn: I can't answer you for sure... Not really! Let's say that people must be in need too... But i'm thinking... Let's count them! Numero uno should be my wife, then probably my kids... I, from time to time! Few friends of mine, of course, and many others! But we must take good care because are allowed only few clicks per day from same IP...
V. Al. Bell: What type of person is Carry Gunn in day by day life?
C. Gunn: Carry Gunn in day by day light is: a very kind business man! A very happy father for some kids, a tender husband with his wife and more, ...a magicall and fairy, tall, good looking, with a strange dance of his shoulders, when he walks... Well, what can i say more?... ...Cute like a cowboy?... Of course!
V. Al. Bell: Impressive profile!
C. Gunn: Is any doubt?!
V. Al. Bell: Oh, no... No. Mister Gunn, I've heard, these days, that you're selling some outstanding domains at a very low price level! Is that a profitable business or you're just testing the market?
C. Gunn: Mister Bell... Hmmm! Which one, mister Bell? I've tested all long time ago... At 9 years old, mister Bell, i make'd copies after my father's cassettes with Glenn Miller, testing the old market and i must say that came'd out very positive! Few years after, in highschool, I've start to sell already cheap CD's with Elton John at the streets corners, testing with big profit new market! Positive as well! You want more tests?! At 17 years old...
V. Al. Bell: Oh, no! That's enough!... And you were never been caught mister Gunn?...!
C. Gunn: By who mister Bell... Who will gonna stuck his nose between books of a little embrion with big glasses mister Bell?! Maybe his grandmomma... But not even she! Were such profitable moments then... You see what make's the age from us, mister Bell? Turn us from some great innocents in to some little suspicious, old guys mister Bell...
V. Al. Bell: It's so true, that i can really feel all your pain mister Gunn... What will future bring to us my nostalgic friend?... More sadness or some brand new opportunities which about we've never dreamed of?...
C. Gunn: Well, mister Bell... Speak for your self! I'm full of opportunities! I've always had great opportunities around and i catched them all! For example, that from 1992, from Microsoft labs! I was alone for only few seconds and...
V. Al. Bell: Enough! Enough... Mister Gunn, please!
C. Gunn: Anyway... Were so much fun!...
V. Al. Bell: One last question mister Gunn. About your futured plans... What new things will catch your dark imagination in the nearest future, my gothic friend?
C. Gunn: Black thoughts are crossing my mind in this plastic moment like some kind of side effects of a brightful IQ... My futured plans are unique and above any human kind understanding, but I'll share with you a very simple one, to give you a clue about a great power of thinking, quoted by others in their interviews with stormy ovations and unfinished compliments! Well... Google, you know Google, no? Well, Google's location is in Mountain View! So, Mountain View is big!... Well, there are some labs too... They call them Google labs instead of Losted labs... Hehehe!...! Hehe! Hehehe!! Oh!... Hehehehehe!! Sorry! Listen... I was few moths ago in a tripp, in Mountain View and the night came'd over me and was so horrible because i didn't knew the streets or hotels or at list a bar or something and i start searching through that stitchy composition till midnight came'd...! Were some pale lights on the streets, i can't say that weren't, but I've lost my glasses...
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